Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Tough crowd tonight...

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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