- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

I have read the terms and conditions

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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