what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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