- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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