What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Beka has AIDS

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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