A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Where are you going Your house

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wanna here a joke? you.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Anti Joke

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