- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Refridgerator.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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