- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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