The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

cory

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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