What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Sixty... eight

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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