Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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