- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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