- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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