- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Terry has ebola

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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