- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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