- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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