Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What is brown and sticky? A stick

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

a black man walks out of popeyes

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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