- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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