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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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