What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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