- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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