- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Blacks

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)