- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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