- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

How high is the sky? True or False

Neither did she.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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