a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Wanna hear a joke? no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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