- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

kennah campion when she talks

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

How high is the sky? True or False

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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