If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

1+2 = 6

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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