- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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