How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

The joke below me is retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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