A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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The joke below me is retarded

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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