why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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