Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Women's Rights

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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