Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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