- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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