- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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