what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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P0P T4Rt

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Jesus wept.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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