What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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