- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Whats green and tasty? Snot

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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