Gay rights

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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