A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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I'm funny.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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