I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Womens Sports

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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I like turtoes.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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youre gay

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Anti Joke

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