- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Popsicles

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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