where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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