- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

This is a joke for Homeless people:

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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