- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

My wife made me a sandwich

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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