what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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