Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Poop

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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penis

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Tall asians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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