what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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