ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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