- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

knock knock who's there? faith

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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