Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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