What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Make me famous

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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