- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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