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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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