Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Kevin and Ramin

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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