- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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