What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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your life

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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