Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What's 9+10 Ebola

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Knock knock Fuck off!

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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