- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

so...um, yeah

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Dwight Howard

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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