What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Justin Bieber

A man penetrates another man.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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