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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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