Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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penis in the camel

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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I love you

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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