- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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