- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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