- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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