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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Caramel Boing.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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